I am glad that my head is not a melon.  This is a very serious issue.  My head is a very important part of my body to me.  So I don’t take the matter lightly.  There are many reasons I am glad that my head is not a melon.  If my head were a melon, I would not be able to see where I was going.  I also would not be able to hear anything.  I would probably bump into things all the time and this would cause my head to bruise and get mushy.  I would have to keep freshly watered.  Many of my shirts might not fit over my head.  I would have to worry about birds landing on my shoulders and pecking at my head.  People could smell me coming.  The main reason I am glad that my head is not a melon is because thoughtless people would laugh at me.  I would probably live a lonely life, sit at home, and my head would rot.