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I am glad that my head is not a melon. This is a very serious issue. My head is a very important part of my body to me. So I don’t take the matter lightly. There are many reasons I am glad that my head is not a melon. If my head were a melon, I would not be able to see where I was going. I also would not be able to hear anything. I would probably bump into things all the time and this would cause my head to bruise and get mushy. I would have to keep freshly watered. Many of my shirts might not fit over my head. I would have to worry about birds landing on my shoulders and pecking at my head. People could smell me coming. The main reason I am glad that my head is not a melon is because thoughtless people would laugh at me. I would probably live a lonely life, sit at home, and my head would rot. |
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